As we all know Day 3 got off to a late start due to party party party the night before so I decided breakfast should come to me. I always knew Americas are totally into their service but I didn't really just how far it goes. In fact the cynic in me sometimes finds it hard to keep a straight face. Example - calling for breakfast the phone answers "Hello Mrs Karathomas and welcome and thank you so much for calling the Aria’s in room dining service, we appreciate your custom. My name is Rhonda and I would be delighted to help you, now how can I assist you this morning?". Nearly forgot my order by the time the greeting ended and I'm sorry to say but by sentence No.2 I'd already started smirking. The smirk turned into a smile when my request for cereal was praised with "that is a wonderful choice". I think I was thrown by all the love as forgot to order the coffee - rang back ready to inject with "me again, forgot the coffee" but no chance "Hello Mrs Karathomas and welcome and thank you so much for calling the Arias in room dining service, we appreciate your custom. My name is Rhonda and I would be delighted to help you, now how can I assist you this morning?".
Breakfast done off to the bus to go get my $7 all day bus pass to get the express bus to wonderful outlet No.2 (LV Premium Outlet Centre). Now, those that know me well know that a) usually I hate shopping and b) I'm terrified of snakes. Let me now proportionalise how darn good the shopping is. The bus stop is directly beside street performers - one of which is a man with a python. The bus stop is very bitter sweet. I stand there having a bipolar attack of excitement to go to the wonderful outlet centre then switch to anxiety about the python. This emotion switch alternates at 30 second intervals until the bus comes.
Onto the bus and past the cast of Star Wars, Homer Simpson dressed as a showgirl and a member of The Village People walks past. That's normal here. Also passed a few signs that Donnie and Marie are in town. I have no idea who they are. Must Google.
If I thought yesterday's outlet centre, Las Vegas Outlet Centre, was amazing then we need a whole new category for LV Premium Outlet Centre. The joy got better - I found out where to get a coupon book. Examples of my shopping include a Burberry dress for $110, 2 pairs of Nine West Shoes foe $70, 2 pairs of Kate Spade shoes for $180......
Now, those that know me well know that Zoe without lunch equals cranky cranky. I merrily shopped through lunch.
Actually I need to think about what I'm saying here??? I think I need to revise some announcements in order to give me negotiation points when Husband wants to discuss how much I've put on the credit card? So...
Cancel " I merrily shopped through lunch" and replace with - "I'm trying to cover the cost of the Calvin Klein T-shirt I bought for $19 by sacrificing lunch"
Cancel "I love the bus, it embeds me in the culture, I see more of the town, it’s my transport of choice" and replace with "I'm trying to cover the cost of the new Nikes I just bought by sacrificing catching a cab to the outlet centre and catching the bus instead"
Cancel "Stuff seeing the Canyon, that wastes valuable shopping time" and replace with "I really wish I went to the Canyon but I didn't want to take advantage of my kind husband's generosity when he said I should enjoy myself and spend what I think is right".
But what is genuine is I had a low key night. I actually found Planet Hollywood! I saw the concierge and said "I'll be dining alone tonight so can you recommend somewhere with atmosphere so I have something to look at - like Planet Hollywood - does it have people dressed up as stars etc?". Concierge said "Yes but you where's even more fun?! there's a restaurant where the staff act really rude to you, they even swear at you, ignore you when you try to get their attention and they don't place the food in front of you they slam it." Insert concierge's really enthusiastic I've-just-given-you-the-best-recommendation-ever smile here.
So, I went to Planet Hollywood. If I wanted the "experience" that the other place offers I’ll just return to The Clock at Surry Hills when I'm back in Sydney. Waked there as it’s not far from Aria Hotel - about 15 mins but it took me about 30 as I stopped to watch the amazing water fountain show at the Bellagio where the fountains are choreographed to music - amazing!!! Planet Hollywood is in Caesar's Palace. To get to it you walk through their casino where I triple swear I saw Ed Norton playing the pokies. Then, you walk through the streets of Italy under a sky painted roof - disorienting and slightly tacky albeit as close as you'll get to a replica then voila Planet Hollywood. What a letdown. No costumes, no entertainment, really no other patrons but me and way too much mashed potato.
Back to the hotel and skyped Peg. You know when you're in crazy shopping land when your one hour Skype chat goes like this "ok open a your browser, go to the websites for Las Vegas Outlet Centre and LV Premium Outlet Centre to see the brands I have access to. Now get up the coach site, DKNY site, Michael Kors site and Kate Spade site and I'll tell you what I can and can’t get for you."
And that’s Day 3.
Z xo